- Play a full 90 minute match (This is the only one I completed.)
- Score a goal or assist a goal (Didn't do)
- Get a raffle prize
And this one came during the match
- Injury the fuck twat number 15 on the 'Apperley & Tewkesbury Dynamos II' I shall explain during the match report.
Ok on to talking about the match. Ok so the Line up was 'Sliver Badger' in goal (he is had a bit of a knee injury, so he let 'Ron Weasley' go in goal. Are defence was Right back 'The Hit Man', centre backs were 'Big Man' and 'Babel' and Left back was 'The similing asassin'. So are defence looked strong , but not the usual defence. But hey. Are midfield was Left mid 'Baby Solskjaer', Centre mids were 'nickname to come soon' and 'Ron Weasley' and Right Mid was 'C.Ronaldo'. Yep that was the midfield line up so if anyone can guess where I was placed you don't get a prize lol. So Up front was 'Jesus' and 'Stephen Ireland' i.e Me. So for like the first time we were playing 4-4-2. Fun fun. Anyway match got under way after we switched shirts with another team playing on the othere pitch because the 'Dynamos' were suppose to be wearing there home kit but wasn't and both are away kits looked similar. So we were wearing a red top with are white and purple shorts and purple socks. I looked even more weird than usual cause I was wearing red top, white and purple shorts, purple socks and my lime green Nike Vapours. I must have looked really weird. Anyways match got under way with a good start with us attacking most of the time till we got a penalty, which I really wanted to take but as usual I knew everyone would say no and so 'Jesus' took it. Woo he scored. Through the first half I kept getting through balls but I just couldn't get to them it wasn't the defence cause I was faster than them. I was just NOT fast enough, which has really pissed me off. Then 'Jesus' scored again, I can't remember how. Anyway after that I had more problems with the defence and the through balls. Even though I did send 'Jesus' a good through ball, But he scuffed it. Oh well that happens to the best of us, except it happens to me everytime I play football. Finally the whistle went and 'SHOOOOT!' hadn't arrived yet. So back on at the second half walking across to my side on the pitch about a metre away from the ref and Number 15 says ' Don't get angry, Ginger Cunt'. Im sorry this ref was in his early 20's, so he had no reason to not hear that. Anyway the match got underway pretty fast and we had a few corners that I couldn't get my head on. Argh!!! Then they get a corner and are defnces for some reason can't clear it. So we get another juggling goal scored against. So that makes it 2-1. Then they score another. Fuck 2-2. Anyway I kept getting more insults by the minute from Number 15 still about a few metres away from the ref and then when they get a free kick, He starts touching my ass and my ear. This is all happening a few metres away from the ref. So I decide to fight back elbow him once and the ref says 'watch it number 10'. So that cunt of a ref was watching me,but only decides to tell me off. WANKER!!!Anyway I get moved on to the left mid. I was happy where I was Thanks. Anyway I kept a mark on number 15 from then to see if I could hurt him in anyway. Anyway the match ended when the ball was flying in the after that Number 15 twat called me a Cunt again. So I got pissed off and ran for the ball cause number 15 and one of there defenders comes in and tries to get the ball, so I jump up knock the defender down and and elbowed the Number 15 in the chest. Score!!! But still I get two more insults from the defender and Number 15 one was 'cunt' and the other was 'prick'. This again was a few metres away from the ref and he tells me off again. So I ask him to keep a eye on number 15 cause all game all he was doin was pulling on my teammates shirts and giving out verbal abuse. And all I get in return is the ref say ' Im not watching him, Im watching you'. What a FUCKING WANKER!!!! Anyway I really want to play them again in a friendly, To have that ref as a sideline ref for them and have Moris as ref. So I can break number 15's legs and Rugby tackle that fucking ref. If that doesn't work im sure that twat will come along and say to me after the match and I will have him. No one will stop me at that. Anyway overall team performance was good but my performance was a piece of shit. Yer from the football match to my house to quiz night and you will never guess who was there. Dagdey tehe. Anway we came third over all and I got some vkd blue off 'SHOOOOT!' wooo!!!! and I didn't win anything for the raffle. Anyway before I was leaving I heard some of the boys the younger ones, round my age. Talking about me so that hasn't put me in a good mood at all.
Yer, so about 'the girl next door'. I really don't know what to do because I don't know if she likes me. Plus we only really talk on MSN and not in school, suppose thats my fault through. It so annoying through cause K will proable hate it. Oh I don't know. Yer, someone will proable tell her I wrote this and she will think im a freak. lol. Hmmmmmmm I read a few of my friends blogs after getting home. They were good and interesting one talked about there day and the just ranted on about stuff, but it was still good.
That About it
Simon
P.S If I did tackle number 15, and got a red card I would be the first person on my team ever to get a red card.
