You had a Million Chances and missed all but none?!?!?

Yer, I know what your thinking that title makes no sense. But I felt like being random. Anyway week has copyed every other week. See my weeks since my birthday and I know thats only one have followed a pattern. The week starts off ok then gradually I get people on my back (not my mates) then from there it goes crap till Wednesday where somehow I got onto the 6th Form first team and played ok. Then the downward sprial starts again. Friday I had to do a practise mock essay on 'Lord of the Files'. The question was 'How effective is the ending of 'Lord of the Files'?' and I did ok on that. I got to listen to my Ipod (really need to get more music on that thing lol). Yer, So todays is Saturday and I had great exceptations for today. I shall list them so you know what they are.

• Play a full 90 minute match (This is the only one I completed.)
• Score a goal or assist a goal (Didn't do)
• Get a raffle prize

And this one came during the match

• Injury the fuck twat number 15 on the 'Apperley & Tewkesbury Dynamos II' I shall explain during the match report.

Ok on to talking about the match. Ok so the Line up was 'Sliver Badger' in goal (he is had a bit of a knee injury, so he let 'Ron Weasley' go in goal. Are defence was Right back 'The Hit Man', centre backs were 'Big Man' and 'Babel' and Left back was 'The similing asassin'. So are defence looked strong , but not the usual defence. But hey. Are midfield was Left mid 'Baby Solskjaer', Centre mids were 'nickname to come soon' and 'Ron Weasley' and Right Mid was 'C.Ronaldo'. Yep that was the midfield line up so if anyone can guess where I was placed you don't get a prize lol. So Up front was 'Jesus' and 'Stephen Ireland' i.e Me. So for like the first time we were playing 4-4-2. Fun fun. Anyway match got under way after we switched shirts with another team playing on the othere pitch because the 'Dynamos' were suppose to be wearing there home kit but wasn't and both are away kits looked similar. So we were wearing a red top with are white and purple shorts and purple socks. I looked even more weird than usual cause I was wearing red top, white and purple shorts, purple socks and my lime green Nike Vapours. I must have looked really weird. Anyways match got under way with a good start with us attacking most of the time till we got a penalty, which I really wanted to take but as usual I knew everyone would say no and so 'Jesus' took it. Woo he scored. Through the first half I kept getting through balls but I just couldn't get to them it wasn't the defence cause I was faster than them. I was just NOT fast enough, which has really pissed me off. Then 'Jesus' scored again, I can't remember how. Anyway after that I had more problems with the defence and the through balls. Even though I did send 'Jesus' a good through ball, But he scuffed it. Oh well that happens to the best of us, except it happens to me everytime I play football. Finally the whistle went and 'SHOOOOT!' hadn't arrived yet. So back on at the second half walking across to my side on the pitch about a metre away from the ref and Number 15 says ' Don't get angry, Ginger Cunt'. Im sorry this ref was in his early 20's, so he had no reason to not hear that. Anyway the match got underway pretty fast and we had a few corners that I couldn't get my head on. Argh!!! Then they get a corner and are defnces for some reason can't clear it. So we get another juggling goal scored against. So that makes it 2-1. Then they score another. Fuck 2-2. Anyway I kept getting more insults by the minute from Number 15 still about a few metres away from the ref and then when they get a free kick, He starts touching my ass and my ear. This is all happening a few metres away from the ref. So I decide to fight back elbow him once and the ref says 'watch it number 10'. So that cunt of a ref was watching me,but only decides to tell me off. WANKER!!!Anyway I get moved on to the left mid. I was happy where I was Thanks. Anyway I kept a mark on number 15 from then to see if I could hurt him in anyway. Anyway the match ended when the ball was flying in the after that Number 15 twat called me a Cunt again. So I got pissed off and ran for the ball cause number 15 and one of there defenders comes in and tries to get the ball, so I jump up knock the defender down and and elbowed the Number 15 in the chest. Score!!! But still I get two more insults from the defender and Number 15 one was 'cunt' and the other was 'prick'. This again was a few metres away from the ref and he tells me off again. So I ask him to keep a eye on number 15 cause all game all he was doin was pulling on my teammates shirts and giving out verbal abuse. And all I get in return is the ref say ' Im not watching him, Im watching you'. What a FUCKING WANKER!!!! Anyway I really want to play them again in a friendly, To have that ref as a sideline ref for them and have Moris as ref. So I can break number 15's legs and Rugby tackle that fucking ref. If that doesn't work im sure that twat will come along and say to me after the match and I will have him. No one will stop me at that. Anyway overall team performance was good but my performance was a piece of shit. Yer from the football match to my house to quiz night and you will never guess who was there. Dagdey tehe. Anway we came third over all and I got some vkd blue off 'SHOOOOT!' wooo!!!! and I didn't win anything for the raffle. Anyway before I was leaving I heard some of the boys the younger ones, round my age. Talking about me so that hasn't put me in a good mood at all.

Yer, so about 'the girl next door'. I really don't know what to do because I don't know if she likes me. Plus we only really talk on MSN and not in school, suppose thats my fault through. It so annoying through cause K will proable hate it. Oh I don't know. Yer, someone will proable tell her I wrote this and she will think im a freak. lol. Hmmmmmmm I read a few of my friends blogs after getting home. They were good and interesting one talked about there day and the just ranted on about stuff, but it was still good.

That About it

Simon

P.S If I did tackle number 15, and got a red card I would be the first person on my team ever to get a red card.

Final Line

I have final reached the final line with mum, she keeps blaming my friends for everything and she also keeps trying to read what im doing on the computer. Yer anyway I got to play for the 6th form 1st team yesterday. Because one of there players did not want to play, but it was so annoyying. As mr.daniels(dont care about that twat) came in are PE theory lesson and asked if anyone had there football kit, so I put my hand up and say ' I do sir'. At this point you would except him to say'Great come along then' but no that old lazy cunt says ' You can't play for the first team' and sniggers.The minute he says that and he leaves the pencil snaps in my hands. Lucky the captain of the team comes in and asks again. So I say I have my kit. Finally I get to play for the school team and sir can't do anything as I was picked by the captain . Anyway went up to a private school and played against them. We Won 3-2 =] wooo!!! Anyway I am in the mood for football on Saturday and I really wants to play a full match in the wing or upfront . I wont let the opposition to get the lead before us. But it is unlikely that I will play a full game or even play. LOL

Thats it
Simon
P.S to the person who understands this I wont stop looking.

What to do?

Yer so got to play football and it was good fun till all the chavs started having a go at me. So I got placed in the right back. Argh!!! I hate defending im not a defender . Im one of the fastes on the team and where do I get placed ,Right back. Im a freaking winger. I play there for my team i play for but no those fucking chavs won't accept you unless your part of there gang. Anyway I just walked away form the defending and went wing and so we had one useless winger and one decent bionic speed winger (lol bionic). So I get planned at and what do I do a few minutes later. I assit the goal, so have that. But no they didn't stop complaining. Oh and Im begining to hate GCSE PE because anything I do I get complained at and im really good at it. I make one mistake and I get shit. They make loads of mistakes and they dont get shit. Yer anway I dont know what to do about ' the girl nextdoor' (name I just made up for the girl I like) yer people have been saying just leave it to see what happens, but what happens if nothing happens and she was like wait for me to do something. God, im confused.

What to Do?
Simon

I'll take you home if you don't leave me at the front door?!?!?

Sorry for thee random title, but I couldn't think of anything that would go with my day. So I have been listening to Shake it- Metro Station. Anyway all I did today was go on the Xbox 360, Mostly Fifa 09 till Jackjack came round and we played on Rockband and Fifa street 3. Yer, I saw K today she was going to her uncle's. So we talked a bit and about the party. That was about it today lol.

See ya
Simon

No title today

Yer can't really think of a title for today's blog. Yer played a bit of rough football. Got on the football for 20 minutes and didnt score because I couldn't get round a twat who had to thump me in the chest to keep me back and also the ref wouldn't come out of the centre circle. So we lost 4-0. I really wish I could play a full match. Yer so my day hasn't been perfect or good or not bad. Its been quite bad and things don't set to get better. If my sister keeps nosing in on what happened at the party, so im just preparing to get hit.Lol.


Anyway see ya
Simon

?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Confuzled ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Yer im really confuzled and not becasue of anyone ,but a group of things that have happened.
So im really confused about going to 6th form next year because it looks like I wont get the grades for some subjects and also a load of other shit. So im actually of thinking of going up to Newcastle where some of my family live. So, I was thinking I could go up there get a job, help out my family and watch some Newcastle United play football at St James Park. Yer my mum doesn't know of this plan, but when I finish my GCSE's she has no power over me. So I will leave if its still shit and its no ones fault. Its a collecting of problems I have and I'm dealing with them, by plaining ahead. So, please don't give me hassle about this idea, You never know things might get better. But this is just kind of back up plan. Just in case. Oh and Strawberry stop saying sorry and your not a whore.

Well theres my back up plan lol
Simon

ARGH!!!

Why wont the majority people just listen to me.
Why wont they just allow me to do what I want.
Why cant they be supportive of my decision even when they are the wrong ones.

And if anyone is thinking there is anything between me and K, there isn't because we are just freinds now and thats the final decision and im not going back on it.

Oh and Dadgey, Messi is 1000000 times the player than that fat brazilain Ronaldo!!!!

16th birthday party!!!!!

Yep I am official 16 years old. Does it feel the same, better or worse? I would go with the 3rd optition for me as this blog will explain. I mean the party was great except for a couple of things. First of all we had a few chavs try and jump in the party but then decide to do the twat optiton and smack down the wooden boards that are currently, one door window. So had a few people help with putting that back up. Secondly I blacked out and found me in my room with K. Me and her kissing and then Couchy and Ricky Hatton (Nickname for a mate) walk in and start having a go at both of us. So ,I think I left the room cause the next thing I know is I blacked out again and I was on the drive in the dark, then someone comes along and asks if Iam ok. So I just answer the unture answer and say im fine. Then next thing bang blacked out again and I turn up in the kitchen seeing Strawberry and Couchy dancing. So get my rentless out pour a bit into a cup and add some vodka . After wards ppl started going home, so I had to sort out where everyone was sleeping. Kk here comes the third thing after sorting out everyone me and 'this girl' start making out and didn't stop till like 4:30 in the morning. Then when I wake and everyone goes downstairs and I talk to this girl. She asks me not to tell anyone so I havent I just writing it in a blog that I doubt anyone will read. But she tells me that me and her cant go out because K still has feelings for me, But hang on havent me and K sorted this out ages ago when she said she just wanted to be my friend. Yep I have joined a freaking circle where it goes from me+K to me+a girl and back round.ARGH!!! I hate this, See I have had the most absoult shittest months.... no, year of my life. People say 'awww but things have to get better', but for me nothing is getting better everything is going shitter, every single month gets worse than the last one. Its just so annoying, why me?

ARGH!!! Thats all
Simon

Late Blog!!! (Party time)

Yer this is a late blog cause it is 2:15 in the morning on Wednesday 18th February. That means its my birthday. wooooo!!!! Official 16. So let me be the first one to say happy birthday to the birthday boy because everyone always beats me to saying happy birthday to them( mainly there family lol). Happy 16th Birthday Simon!!! Ha beat you all this time tehe. Anyway I will be waking up in about 6 hours and start cleaning up the house to get it ready for the party. Then My sis and her bf are going to get the drinks and I need to ask them to get two rentless and some ballons for Satnav. Hmmmm and I have to have a bath and spray my hair. Yep thats it for today. So yesterday I was going to take adavntage of my month free live membership on my Xbox 360, But Jackjack came round and asked if I wanted to play football. So I did with my new boots that are now covered in mud lol. Anyway good football match and then got home played a bit of Rockband and Fifa 09 on live with Jackjack.

Thats it
Simon
P.S Yay 16 wooooo!!!!
P.S-2 Feels the same as 15 ,oh well thats life.

New Football boots!!!!

Yer so today I went into town and got my new football boots, Football and the blue hairspray. God that blue hairspray is hard to find, I have to been to loads of places to just find it. Oh well. Yer football training was cancel, stupid all weather astro. Anyway played a bit of Fifa 09 and then being on the lappy top most of the time. Lol Started a fight on dadgey about who is better Leo Messi Or the Fat brazilain Ronaldo. No competition, Messi all the way.

My New Boots =]

Well thats it folks

Simon

P.S I sound like the pig off the warner brothers cartoon lol

Need to get sorted?!?!?

Yer, Really need to get ready for this party lol. Oh well I get paid tomorrow woooo!!!! Anyway today was completely uneventful, so all I did was go round my cus and play guitar hero world tour. Then got back and found out something XD.

Thats it
Simon

Valentines Day!!!! woooo not lol

Anyway yer it was Valentines day today and per usual I wasnt with anyone. So I went to Football Training and are football pitch was still in snow,which made everything harder ,butwas comical. Then We went back to the club and had some Sheperds pie and then decided about are new kit, Woooo. Yes I finally got My number. Number 10, yep thats my number now. So I will follow in such steps as Messi, Owen, Robinho, Rooney, Sneijder, J.Cole, Adriano, Aguero and Loads more. Im now thinking 'crap how the hell iam i going to do that'. Oh well I will just 2000000000% harder, If I can find that energy. Well after that Me and Jackjack played a bit of Rockband, Which I can play some songs on bass on expert. XD. Thats it

Hope u had a fun Valentines Day
Simon
P.S I know a secret tehe

Supermum!!!! Tehe

Well as you might see I have changed my page a bit. Hmmm what to talk about. Everyone I know seems really angry, annoyed or upset. The reason for this fuck knows, proable me lol. Yer watching England play Spain. What the hell was David James thinking coming off his line, god idiot, gives Villa a bigger target and you should never do that as I learned on FIFA 09. Yer soon be Holiday and then my Birthday. ARGH!!! reason for that ARGH!!! is that I have hardly anything ready and SUPERMUM thinks we can do it all next week. Thats when I know she is going to become lazy. Oh well I will just have to superspeed every job and bug mum at every point. Got that covered. Anyway some people are trying to invite themselves to MY party, So we will see if they can make it past the door with Me standing in the way with a baseball bat. Oh well seems like it going to be a good party, hope no one nicks my bed at the end. I will just have to chuck them out of it or lay on top of them. Well thats it.

Simon
P.S I used too many wells in this blog lol

Untitled because Iam like that!!!

Yes, I know I haven't written a blog for two days, Since that very random blog about cheese that Strawberry asked me to write because she owned me for the day. Anyway what did I do today. Well at 13:00 I went to Strawberry's house to watch a load of movies with Mr.Energizer and we watched Charlie's Angels:Full throttle. What fun. Then we watched a bit of Shrek 2, what was fun. Yer played a bit of guitar hero 3 and thats about it. I dont even know why I started writing this... Oh well something to do.

Thats all lol
Simon

Strawberry asked me to write this so here goes!!!

Cheese is a food made from milk, usually the milk of cows, buffalo, goats, or sheep, by coagulation.

Blue Cheese-It is a white cheese with blue veins and sometimes crumbly interior. This cheese usually has tangy, piquant, spicy and peppery flavor. Use in salad dressings with cream cheese for spreads. I love eating this with my fingers. Slippy...mmmmm.

Brie is the best known French cheese and has a nickname "The Queen of Cheeses". Several hundred years ago, Brie was one of the tributes which had to be paid to the French kings. In France, Brie is very different from the cheese exported to the United States. "Real" French Brie is unstabilized and the flavor is complex when the surface turns slightly brown. When the cheese is still pure-white, it is not matured. If the cheese is cut before the maturing process is finished, it will never develop properly. Exported Brie, however, is stabilized and never matures. Stabilized Brie has a much longer shelf life and is not susceptible to bacteriological infections. Brie, one of the great dessert cheeses, comes as either a 1 or 2 kilogram wheel and is packed in a wooden box. In order to enjoy the taste fully, Brie must be served at room temperature. I like eating this with a straw. It really is a great milkshake. Remember
dont forget to be intermate with your cheese and also dont feel shy about expessing how you feel about it.

Cheeder cheese-The most widely purchased and eaten cheese in the world. Cheddar cheeses were originally made in England, however today they are manufactured in many countries all over the world. Fully cured Cheddar is a hard, natural cheese. It is shaped like a drum, 15 inches in diameter, with natural rind bound in cloth. Normally, the color of Cheddar ranges from white to pale yellow. Some Cheddars, however, have a color added, giving the cheese a yellow-orange color. Cheddar is always made from cow's milk and has a slightly crumbly texture if properly cured. If the cheese is too young, the texture is smooth. Cheddar gets a sharper taste the longer it matures. It is generally matured between 9 and 24 months. The important thing in purchasing Cheddar, is to consider the age of the cheese. Milk is heated to 86 degrees F and inoculated with a lactic starter culture. After an hour rennet is added. When the curd is firm, it is ground down to marble-sized bits which are heated to 100 degrees F. The whey is discarded and it is sliced into slabs. The curd is pressed overnight and stands for 4 days in a cool atmosphere. Unlike other well known cheeses, Cheddar's name is not protected so it has been used and abused by many producers around the world. I like to rub this cheese all over my body.

More snow!!!

Wooo more snow. First thing in the morning and I recieve text saying 'I own you today Haha x' from Strawberry. The reason for this is last night I decided that if it snowed (even a drop)Strawberry would own me for the day. Yer I lost the deal by a lot of snow drops. So first thing I did was today was go on my Facebook and sort everything out. After that I played a bit of Halo 3 on matchmaking and I wasn't actually bad considering I had a long break from it. Anyway after that I helped around the house and then went to a mate's house and we decided to walk up to a town near us ,but we didnt get there it took to long. Anyway played a bit of guitar hero world tour, I hate the new guitar hero controller. Yer thats about it. Except Strawberry didnt really do anything about that deal, I mean who would not take advantage of that. Strawberry if u read this you are in a silly billy!!!

Anyway im off to check if school has put up a notice for tommorrow!!!
Simon

Snow!!! Hey ho!!!

Yes, Yesterday we got the day off school after being told in lesson two, that we be going home at 12:00(pointless). So theres my reason for not writing my blog. Plus I was round Busy Bee's house with a few other people. She was poorly :(. Anyway got a hair cut yesterday (thanks Satnav for noticing at the end of lunch). Well today I went through my normal day of tuesday( yes, we had to go to bloddy school) . Then got home did my maths homework and then went round Strawberry's house. We talked ,while she did her french homework. Then I left, got home and went on the net.

Thats it .... I know ....It's sad
Simon

God must Hate me

Well sunday was boring accept for finding out that Miss Mobbs doesnt want a long distance realtionship. Oh well anyway things just keep getting worse for me, so Im on a rollacoaster downwards and it aint going up. Damm I hate rollacoasters. Well what have I done today. Hmmmm. I did some Art work and then drew a picture for Strawberry. I will put that up on facebook as im pleased with it. So bascially I have been talking to friends, listening to music(Good old music) and drawing for the whole day. Thats about it lol and a thanks to my friends for helping me round this bad time and I am gratful for it. Thats bascially Strawberry, Satnav, Pompey Boy and Apple. Love you loads guys , sorry if I have been a grumpy guts today.

Tehe
Simon

Why is it I freeze when your near me?

Well this is for Saturday's blog, as I didn't write this blog till sunday. So first off all lets go to the start of Saturday. Where I got to play football for my team. Ok well the team choice was to put me in the starting 11( what the hell were they thinking) and put me in the foward postion(Same as last one except with swearing in it). So the match got under way after warming up and then we played some good football I made to good dummys to Jesus and one pass to Jesus. Which both gave him shooting chances and he made the best of them, but didn't score. Anyway we didn't score in the first half. In the second half, I only played for 10 minutes. Then the rest of the match was bescially over in a wizz. Ending in a 3-1 loss for us. Then I had to get back to my home as some friends were down town and This included Miss Mobbs. So I only got a few hours with them, but for some reason I frooze up and couldn't say anything. Yer I did fuck up really bad, I ahd millions of chances to talk to her about how I feel about her and I mucked up. She proable thinks I am stupid or something around those lines. Anyway she is proable not interested in me. Strawberry I can't be optmistic at this point, as things are going really shit for me. Well at least in know I can trust Pompey Boy, Apple, Satnav, and yes you Strawberry too.

Thanks guys
Simon