In the wake of Saturday!!!

Saturday means the begin of the weekend and I woke up at 9:45 (wow). Thats very early for me, well Im writing this blog at 1 in the morning. Im going to be tried in the morning. Today I was suppose to go into town with Pompy boy and Satnav, but Pompey boy's mum fell ill and my mum would not give me a lift in to town. So I think Satnav went into town alone(Sorry,mate).

Instead of going into town, mum made me help her around the house and all I wanted to do was rest after my exams.But no rest is illegal in this house, you most work or be punished(i.e mum has a go at you, which is hilariously fun). So I tried fixing the door for her, but mum had a go at me for just getting it off by a cm. After that I just walked away and went upstairs and read my new book(brisingr), which is good(only on chapter two). Anyway then she called me down again and asked me to do another job. So she left me to it and I got it Perfect(peeling paint off the walls). That what happens when you leave me to do a job, alone.

At around 2pm I made lunch (Yes you heard right Satnav). It was egg sandwiches for mum and turkey sandwiches for me. But my mum being my mum decides to leave her sandwiched on the table next to minker( her 11 year old dog), So what does he do? Well of course he eats them and who gets the blame, moi. I was making her freaking cup of tea. So I had to make her another sandwich, instead of egg this time she goes for turkey( good girl).

Finally I get to go on the computer or is that a bad thing. Yep it is no one is online, so I go on Runescape (I know, but I only do this when no one is online). But all I do is play jokes on the people who play on it. So I go round Runescape singing the lyrics of the song that Im listening and say ' Hay (name of person) its me,(random name)' and it goes on. I do have a good laugh though .

Then I have to eat tea, awwwwwwwww ,we are going to be late to the Football club bingo.( Why does mum do this to me) So I shovel my food ( chicken, Roast potatoes,Carrots and gravy sauce ) Down my mouth. After I look at my watch, nooooo its 7:16pm. Sprint like Usain Bolt up the stairs and get dressed and brush my teeth in 1 minute( new world record and yes I was sad enough to time myself). Freaking finally mum was ready to go, sh*************, it 7:26pm we are so going to be late. We drive to the football club's pub with my sister and her boyfriend behind us(wow those roads were icy).

We arrive ,woop, we are only 4 minutes late and so we enter. Bu**** I have forgot the bingo prize, back to the car and cola,please sandy( sis's boyfriend). Right got the chocolates and shortbread. Good good handed them in with no damage, and now to get my drink mmmmmmm nice cool cola. Now to find a seat and mum is being annoying again. Got a table and seats spare. Here comes Salfy,Morsey and Wicther. This is going to be fun. ohh got to say hi to the other lads. Now on to bingo, but I will give you a quick summary. Prizes to me=0, to Morsey=0, Salfy= 0 Witcher = 3 and the Webley family = freaking load and everyone else get some prizes.

Off home , Watch match of the day( come on Newcastle could have done better) and play on FIFA 09 were I play as Newcastle and are first( No not ammeter, Im semipro). Then come down stairs and listen to music( Paramore,Fall out Boy, Linkin Park and Sum 41) While writing thsi blog that has taken from 1 in the morning to 2 in the morning.

I think that is it.... or is it?
Simon
P.S I must get dad to go christmas shopping tomorrow and buy my christmas and bday present( my brithday was in February). Yes he is.( Whatever you were thinking).