Noooo weekends over!!!!!

I have released a pattern in life and that is things that are good go , so fast that you hardly get to do anything about it. There is a tip for life make the most of it while it last, oh god I sound like an old person. Anyway today was not as bad as yesterday or was I will decide that at the end of the blog.

First thing in the morning , that I heard was that to familair sound of my mums nagging voice saying ' Simon, get up its 10 in the morning' and me think 'oh f*** off, its the weekend'. So I decide to go back to sleep and 10 minutes later that nagging voice returns. I feel like squating it like a annoying fly that just buzzes around you. Now I will get up ( she doesnt understand it is my decision to do what I want) That a tip for parents allow the kid to do what he wants, unless it puts her/him in danger. I get changed and what fun that was. Wearing Trackys and a football top (only stuff left in the wardrobe) So, I look like a chav. Great, so downstairs and here we go. Yep you guessed it or not, she asked me to do a freaking job before I have eaten my breakfast. I just make my breakfast and say 'I will do it after this'. After that I walk the dogs and get home. Lazy git my mum is on the soft sleeping and she only got up at 9. Its only 11, freaking lazy. So I go upstairs and play on FIFA 09 which I have won all the title in the premiership with Newcastle in one season.

Finally, Dad arrives and no we are not going christmas shoping. That means off to my cousin and guess what we did. Yep xbox 360 on FIFA 08 (no not 09 he is to cheap) anyway playing as Portsmouth and we got to the top in a matter of 3 games, suck on that Liverpool(they were second).After that me and dad went to Mcdonalds and bought some food(well no sh** sherlock).

Got home and had a nice warm bath. Came downstairs and went on the computer, talked to Satnav and Dadgey. Also watched Heroes and Merlin(both recommended) on Iplayer. Last but not least, I wrote this blog while listen to music and playing air guitar (skilled or what).

Peace out(Hippies bye)
Simon
P.S yesterday was better than today.

In the wake of Saturday!!!

Saturday means the begin of the weekend and I woke up at 9:45 (wow). Thats very early for me, well Im writing this blog at 1 in the morning. Im going to be tried in the morning. Today I was suppose to go into town with Pompy boy and Satnav, but Pompey boy's mum fell ill and my mum would not give me a lift in to town. So I think Satnav went into town alone(Sorry,mate).

Instead of going into town, mum made me help her around the house and all I wanted to do was rest after my exams.But no rest is illegal in this house, you most work or be punished(i.e mum has a go at you, which is hilariously fun). So I tried fixing the door for her, but mum had a go at me for just getting it off by a cm. After that I just walked away and went upstairs and read my new book(brisingr), which is good(only on chapter two). Anyway then she called me down again and asked me to do another job. So she left me to it and I got it Perfect(peeling paint off the walls). That what happens when you leave me to do a job, alone.

At around 2pm I made lunch (Yes you heard right Satnav). It was egg sandwiches for mum and turkey sandwiches for me. But my mum being my mum decides to leave her sandwiched on the table next to minker( her 11 year old dog), So what does he do? Well of course he eats them and who gets the blame, moi. I was making her freaking cup of tea. So I had to make her another sandwich, instead of egg this time she goes for turkey( good girl).

Finally I get to go on the computer or is that a bad thing. Yep it is no one is online, so I go on Runescape (I know, but I only do this when no one is online). But all I do is play jokes on the people who play on it. So I go round Runescape singing the lyrics of the song that Im listening and say ' Hay (name of person) its me,(random name)' and it goes on. I do have a good laugh though .

Then I have to eat tea, awwwwwwwww ,we are going to be late to the Football club bingo.( Why does mum do this to me) So I shovel my food ( chicken, Roast potatoes,Carrots and gravy sauce ) Down my mouth. After I look at my watch, nooooo its 7:16pm. Sprint like Usain Bolt up the stairs and get dressed and brush my teeth in 1 minute( new world record and yes I was sad enough to time myself). Freaking finally mum was ready to go, sh*************, it 7:26pm we are so going to be late. We drive to the football club's pub with my sister and her boyfriend behind us(wow those roads were icy).

We arrive ,woop, we are only 4 minutes late and so we enter. Bu**** I have forgot the bingo prize, back to the car and cola,please sandy( sis's boyfriend). Right got the chocolates and shortbread. Good good handed them in with no damage, and now to get my drink mmmmmmm nice cool cola. Now to find a seat and mum is being annoying again. Got a table and seats spare. Here comes Salfy,Morsey and Wicther. This is going to be fun. ohh got to say hi to the other lads. Now on to bingo, but I will give you a quick summary. Prizes to me=0, to Morsey=0, Salfy= 0 Witcher = 3 and the Webley family = freaking load and everyone else get some prizes.

Off home , Watch match of the day( come on Newcastle could have done better) and play on FIFA 09 were I play as Newcastle and are first( No not ammeter, Im semipro). Then come down stairs and listen to music( Paramore,Fall out Boy, Linkin Park and Sum 41) While writing thsi blog that has taken from 1 in the morning to 2 in the morning.

I think that is it.... or is it?
Simon
P.S I must get dad to go christmas shopping tomorrow and buy my christmas and bday present( my brithday was in February). Yes he is.( Whatever you were thinking).

Strawberry's Bday and Victorian Evening

Today was Strawberry's B day and I gave her present to her. What she really liked. Anywhy THE B****(everyone knows someone like this) was annoying me today in lunch by just trying to take a photo of me on her phone. It doesnt sound annoying,but it was. So I said 'Stick that phone in my face again and I will smash it' and then she said she would make me pay for it. Then I said 'yer with your money b****' and that shut her up. After school I went home and went on the net for a little while. Then me and mum went down to Town for Victorian Evening(all shops stay open longer) and I bought some people's Christmas present. But mum went in a shop, which had a drunk women in it and she bought that plant that you kiss under. God that was embressing. Then we went home and I listened to music, till my friends came on and we talked. Then i wrote this blog.

Not a bad day after all
Simon

A Mix and Match

Today I had no exams and I did not get a toy robot( dammm you kempy). Anyway I had a good lunch ,talked to a lot of people but Big Sis was not there because of a German exam. Then I got home, got changed and went down town to buy Strawberry's present. Got her a ring in the shape of a flower with stones which are light green her favourite colour. After that I got back and went on the computer to do some work, but mum had forgot the order forms.(so icould not do it til she returned). A few minutes later I got a call from Big Sis and Thelma&Louise, which got more random the more we talked. I got talking to Strawberry on msn, what went rather bad. Finally mum returned but told me the program was not working , so I could not do the work.Thats about it.

Simon

P.S BARNLEY 2-0 ARSENAL LOL

Twice in a row!!!

Well today was the same as yesterday. Went to school and did not have any exams. So school went past like a whizz. Got home went into Town and bought some canvas and a book and then got back talked to Satnav on msn ,talked to Pompey boy on facebook and talked to Big Sis on the phone. Whilst Playing Runescape (yes I did just write that) because I was bored and depressed. Then I had to do some report, which I just finished. Now Im listening to music and writing this blog.

LAST NIGHT
Satnav introduced me to amercian girl(who is really cool).So we pretended I was french and see did not understand any of the french words even bonjour(oh well). Anyway Satnav left and I created an avater on meez ,which she introduced me too. But my computer was playing up. So I said good night and went to bed.

Thats it ... I think
Simon
P.S Satnav they are behind you!!!!!

Rather bad day.

I have had a rather bad day today, not just because of the Maths exam but a load of things. First of all I had a Maths exam what went really bad and then loads of my mates had a History exam till lesson 5 ( missing break). Also Big Sis talked to Strawberry what went really bad when Big Sis told me what she said. Then we got are maths papers back what we had only done in the morning( that was some fast marking) so I found out I got a U(great) but only three people got C's in my class and no one got higher than that. Then I went home to find out mum was ill and that I had to do some housework. Finally I got that bath I was planing to have at lunch, which I have to say was the best part of the day. After I talked to Big Sis on the phone about really random stuff. Now im on the computer, listen to music, reading the newspaper(sports section) and writing this blog.

Wow that is depressing.
Simon

Well Monday(that says about everyting)

well its Monday back to school, no exams yeah come on. Anyway helped Big Sis revise for her History exam and went about my day like normal. Execpt most people were im the History exam waaaaa, but it was an adventage, I got to spend more time with Strawberry alone woop. Then Minchin arrived and we stopped talking.DAMMMMM. Lunch ended, so I went to tutor and then my PE lesson I scored a goal in hockey. Then I went home got ready for football training and went on the computer. Then played in a football match at training and went home.

Boring day
Simon